the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She bit a glass in half.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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