This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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