no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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