New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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