why im i the only drunk person in the library?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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