Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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