Sponge bath it is.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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