i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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