Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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