i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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