I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
