dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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