? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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