Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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