Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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