It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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