I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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