Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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