he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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