I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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