I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Randomize
