Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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