I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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