apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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