FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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