Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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