Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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