just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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