I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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