my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
organizing the empties. That sober.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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