Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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