Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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