i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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