We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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