your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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