in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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