i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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