i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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