absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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