My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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