dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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