Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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