And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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