to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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