He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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