piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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