All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We are two peas in an std pod
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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