that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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