hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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