Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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