The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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