I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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