i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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