This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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