too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My pussy is not your playground.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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